I love the range of usernames we have here lmao

Username that only is funny to hexbears go

I'm just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.

We have the best usernames here folks

We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop

Beautiful names, wonderful names

frail and forgotten 4th son of big boss who works in data management checking in : /

I do a lot of geometry I thought it was funny

Detecting a bit of an Owl theme tho

I always feel so smug when the name 'Grace' is available.

I'm just looking for the manager.

Here's a bunch of subpar usernames I'm making up as I go

Elon Husk

Bon Ivermectin

Lockheed Martin Shkreli

Spydars Georg

LARPe Diem

Ping Pong Marcos

Rage Against The Bert Kreischer

Constantinipple

Cosmonaut Kramer

Malcolm seX

YuGiOhpnik

Childish WHAM!bino

A Cruel Angel's Hunch

Pansexual's Labyrinth

BDS Club 7

HomeFlanders

Pickle Dick Cheney

Pacific Rimjob

Pokemon Go Brandon

Mick Jager Bomb

Goon Rave

This Is Not A @dril

Hu Jin Taobao

Bolsheviks VapoRub

Benjamin Netangoogle

Large Hardon Collider

My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume I’m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks I’m a nerd

mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerk

you can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan's office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer "Sir, The gender is opsec."

we all have usernames don't we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can't believe it. "you're all bots" they say. shameful. shameful.

help i misspelled Brendan oh man i am not good with computer pls to help

i have performative depression and a bad tummy

I generated my username by randomly pressing keys on my keyboard after my original Reddit account got banned with the CTH subreddit lol. Just swiped my fingers across the entire second row of keys and got this.

I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I'm not sure which one

I'd change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail

feeling like my comment yesterday might have inspired this one

post doesn't apply to me tho as this is a username from like 2 decades ago

Is there a Mrs. Fukuyama?

:xinternet: :poland-cool:

🍅 🍅

but, like, Pizza the Hutt

there's a part of my heart that will forever be an Ill-Tempered Sea Bass

Yes

Simply the best

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi_Aquilae

Also

yeah

Don't tell anyone you got this from me, but Juche necromancy involves gathering 7 magical balls

If you're on a road, you can usually outrun anything. If you're in good shape, and not wearing a tin suit.

Obscure Star Trek reference here 🙂

I love the owl themed ones.

Believe it or not, I am not the third sister nor the fourth nor even the second

lizard wizard

only good Western country + flag carrier + eating ass = my username

it makes me chuckle every time Aer Lingus comes up in a crossword so that's gotta count for something

I'm Ned Kelly mum 👵

literally just the first 3 of the alphabet and when i eventually get banned or otherwise delete my account i will obviously move to def

I actually am a long-abandoned Linux kernel patchset that became a Linux-disliking furry

I still think stack-smashing protection is cool though

I thought of a great new username today but if I just share it instead of registering it someone else might take it. Also I'm 4% paranoid it'd put me on a list

I'm sad cos i juat chose a shitty barely even a pun for this acct

Yes

Frank’s still here?

hell yeah

I've previously gone under MCU_H8er and ParentiStan26

Mine sucks really. But I've had it since I first logged on to the internet and I feel like it's my identity.

Mines just from hearing people, usually conservatives, saying Antifa wrong. I like to use some variation to spice it up so sometimes it's Auntie Fuh. That's it, that's the bit.

Yes

I make it no secret that I’m proud of this one

I am overdue on retiring this account, but I need to think of a new username that I vibe with

Old Tom requires more LOTR emotes

hello _ hello

I like mine but I'm more proud of the handle for my alt that a few people mistook for BMF at one point

Just leave freerider free for when I want to make an alt

I guess if I tell Im me its not an alt

My username was too long. You could say the mods have been my oppressors since before I even joined.

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net, I wish to pinch your ass again

I just want more Doctor Who love but it’s a chronically lib for a sci-fi show

My real name is a flower and uh, poison ivy is a...plant...so here I am.

(also not hexbear native but we're like sisters so I'm contributing!)

My name is basically fat and carbs. No protein because I'm vegan btw.

It's actually even dumber than that. I got my name from a Rubik's cube solving method. I'm a fucking nerd.

What would Joseph do feels like a good motto

It's totally safe to grab me ignore the warnings and the hum going brrrrrrrt

Rik Mayall character here

I like mine

We have the most amazing and beautiful usernames here in Hexbear. Many people are saying this.

I have some real slick ones ready to go yall will love them

I guess I'm closer to the former? Mine is trash either way

You're not a real owl

I like my pun name. =w=

I assume the pronoun specification is mandatory when registering on HB? Please tell me there's a free-format ability, to rescue it from being totally pathetic. 😆